We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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