i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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