In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she told me i tasted like america
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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