Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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