i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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