Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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