Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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