I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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