i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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