I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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