She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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