before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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