i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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