Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
