If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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