we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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