i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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