Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
not ubering you a puppy
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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