if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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