I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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