my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he shaved USA in his pubs
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
