I think im going to throw up on grandma
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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