is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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