doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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