That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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