You made me cry and you don't even care
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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