So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
