Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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