Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
