windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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