I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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