its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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