We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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