I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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