based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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