U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I love you. Go after that dick
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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