at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
