I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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