I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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