Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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