I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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