That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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