Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
