I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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