You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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