I don't think brook has ever known best
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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