don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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