Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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