At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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