So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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